2000 Archive: The Save
I’m a banker. I’m just “storing” my interest. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The John Elway Retirement
Why did he go out on top? Because winning two Super Bowls in a row is the best way to tell the NFL, “I’m too… Read More »1999 Classic: The John Elway Retirement
1999 Archive: Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5”
Why was the guest list so specific? Because the song dictated that you needed a little bit of Monica, Erica, Rita, and Tina just to… Read More »1999 Archive: Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5”
1998 Archive: Best Contemporary Folk Album
Why Time Out of Mind? Because Bob Dylan is the only person who can be “Traditional” and “Contemporary” at the exact same time. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: Best Contemporary Folk Album
1998 Legacy: The Google Incorporation
Why did July 1998 feel smarter? Because two guys in a garage officially started a company that would eventually tell us exactly how many calories… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Google Incorporation
1998 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Hard Drive
1998 Vintage: The Cordless Antenna Intercept
The sanctuary sound system suddenly picking up the crackling static of a local drive-thru ordering station right in the middle of the pastor’s closing prayer.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Cordless Antenna Intercept
1997 Archive: The Tiger Woods Masters Win
Why was everyone playing backyard golf? Because 1997 was the year “The Tiger Effect” turned every suburban Dad into a pro-golfer (in his mind). Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tiger Woods Masters Win
1997 Archive: The Alarm
I set my alarm for 6 AM. She woke me up at 5:45 to tell me I was going to be late. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Alarm
1997 Vintage: Princess Diana
Why was the world silent in September? Because we realized that the only thing more tragic than losing a Princess was Elton John having to… Read More »1997 Vintage: Princess Diana