2007 Vintage: The Ratatouille Quote
Why did the chef in the cafeteria look so proud? Because the manager told him “Anyone can cook,” and now the soup tastes like toner.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ratatouille Quote
2006 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
Why did Dion Beebe win? Because he made a story about a girl in Kyoto look like a dream you don’t want to wake up… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
2006 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent yawning? “Involuntary cognitive reset and oxygenation phase.” Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2006 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Mikey
2005 Vintage: The Toast
I’m “burnt” out from overworking. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The “Smart” Missile Accuracy
Why did we talk about “Circular Error Probable”? To explain why we hit the building next to the one we wanted. Part of the 39… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Smart” Missile Accuracy
2003 Archive: The “Tomb Raider 2” Vibe
Why Angelina Jolie? For proving that even a shark-punching scene couldn’t save a boring sequel. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli,… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Tomb Raider 2” Vibe
2003 Vintage: The Mouse Scroll Wheel
Why was it so clicking? Because 2003 mice wanted you to “feel” every line you scrolled. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Mouse Scroll Wheel
2002 Archive: The Spiderman Sermon Metaphor
The youth pastor spending twenty minutes trying to explain how living a life of faith means understanding that “with great power comes great responsibility,” completely… Read More »2002 Archive: The Spiderman Sermon Metaphor
2002 Legacy: Pierce Brosnan (Die Another Day)
Why was the car invisible? Because in 2002, Bond producers realized they had run out of ideas and decided to just hide the props. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: Pierce Brosnan (Die Another Day)