2012 Classic: The Sun
I’m “shining” on a new world. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Instagram Acquisition
Why did the M&A lawyer love Facebook buying Instagram? Because 1 billion dollars for a photo app meant he could bill for 1 million hours… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Instagram Acquisition
2011 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2011 Legacy: Lana Del Rey – “Video Games”
Why was the mood so “vintage”? Because Lana appeared with her “pout” and her nostalgia, making everyone want to wear a flower crown to the… Read More »2011 Legacy: Lana Del Rey – “Video Games”
2009 Legacy: The Uncharted 2
A guy tries to climb the liquor shelf. The bartender says, “You’re not Nathan Drake, and there’s no treasure up there, just dusty vermouth.” Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Uncharted 2
2009 Archive: The Copenhagen Climate Summit
Why was it a “flop”? Because 115 world leaders showed up to save the planet, but they couldn’t even agree on who should pay for… Read More »2009 Archive: The Copenhagen Climate Summit
2008 Legacy: The Indiana Jones 4 Case
Why did the lawyer sue the movie? For “intentional infliction of disappointment” regarding the aliens. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Indiana Jones 4 Case
2008 Archive: The Paper
I’m “writing” a new chapter. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Tina Fey Effect
Why was Sarah Palin so famous? Because Tina Fey did such a good job that people forgot which one was the actual governor of Alaska.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Tina Fey Effect
2007 Vintage: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, half-caf, soy-powered.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically Verified