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2003 Archive: The “Tomb Raider 2” Vibe

 Why Angelina Jolie? For proving that even a shark-punching scene couldn’t save a boring sequel.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom08/11/2014 13:29I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Pikachu_Fan_8809/29/2007 16:21Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Terminator_2_Fan02/15/1997 01:37Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Napster_User_9910/15/2011 23:10Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/09/2013 23:56Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Numa_Numa_Guy02/22/2004 19:51Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@HotBot_User09/30/2007 18:05Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Leet_Speaker_7711/11/2008 07:597h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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