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1999 Classic: The John Elway Retirement

Why did he go out on top? Because winning two Super Bowls in a row is the best way to tell the NFL, “I’m too old for this, but I’m still better than you.”

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex11/13/2001 20:28I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Pikachu_Fan_8811/12/2007 23:49Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/07/2002 12:58They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Scream_Ghostface11/04/2004 03:38Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Lock_Stock_Two04/02/2013 00:15It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/04/2008 19:44Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Jordan_Fan_2302/26/2006 04:45Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Construction_Dig02/25/2006 03:10Still digging for more humor!
@Map_Maker_X10/29/2010 16:55The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Keep_Calm_Fan05/29/1998 02:55Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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