2020 Legacy: The WAP Dancer
One, but they have to do a split on the floor after screwing it in. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The WAP Dancer
2019 Legacy: The Cats (Movie) Fan
One, but the bulb has human teeth and it’s deeply unsettling to everyone in the room. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 –… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Cats (Movie) Fan
2018 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Strategic Stalemate”? Because “Winning” was too expensive and “Losing” wasn’t an option on the ballot. Part of the 38 Military… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
2018 Legacy: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Digital Camera Huddle
2018 Vintage: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “Blood Moon”? For “unauthorized use of red filters without a licensing agreement.” Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Technicality
2018 Legacy: The Mary Poppins Returns
A woman walks in with a talking umbrella. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: TikTok (Global Launch)
Why were the teenagers filming themselves dancing for 15 seconds? Because Musical.ly became TikTok, and the “Hit or Miss” girl was about to conquer the… Read More »2018 Vintage: TikTok (Global Launch)
2016 Legacy: The “Salt Bae” Meme
Why was the chef in the cafeteria sprinkling salt from his elbow? Because 2016 was the year of “Extra” seasoning. Part of the 69 Office… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Salt Bae” Meme
2016 Legacy: The PokeStop Liability
Why did the lawyer sue Nintendo? Because the PokeStop in his office was attracting “non-billable people” who just wanted to use the Wi-Fi. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The PokeStop Liability
2016 Legacy: The Tree
I’m “branching” out to new neighborhoods. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified