I’m “branching” out to new neighborhoods.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.