2010 Vintage: The A-Team Van
Why the tank? For a scene where they “fly” a tank by shooting its main cannon, officially declaring war on the laws of physics. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The A-Team Van
2009 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear out of my left ear.” “Stop listening to ‘Black Eyed Peas’ so loud. It’s 2009, not 3008.” Part of the 59 Doctor… Read More »2009 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
2008 Vintage: The Tom Hanks Presenter Bit
Why was he there? To explain the “Technical Awards” to the audience, because he’s the only person we trust with complicated information. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Tom Hanks Presenter Bit
2007 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset
Why did the blonde think she was a secret agent? She put on her blinking blue ear-piece and started talking to her grocery list. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset
2007 Vintage: The Hairspray
A girl walks in with a beehive hairdo. The bartender says, “Watch out for the ceiling fan.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Hairspray
2006 Classic: The Beyonce (Irreplaceable) Fan
“To the left, to the left… everything you own in a box (including the spare bulbs).” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 –… Read More »2006 Classic: The Beyonce (Irreplaceable) Fan
2006 Legacy: The Vodka Tonic
“Clear and crisp, like a 720p screen.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The “Special Ops” Surge
Why was everyone a “Special Operator” in 2005? Because if you had a beard, a baseball cap, and a modified M4, the regular infantry assumed… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Special Ops” Surge
2004 Vintage: The Olympic Basketball Bronze
Why was the “Dream Team” embarrassed? Because the US men only won bronze, losing to Puerto Rico, Lithuania, and Argentina, proving that “Superstars” aren’t a… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Olympic Basketball Bronze
2003 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a robotic arm.” “Will it be precise?” “As long as it doesn’t get a ‘Blue Screen of Death’.” Part of the 69 Doctor… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Surgeon 2