1996 Vintage: The New Democrat Brand

Why did Bill call himself a “New Democrat”? Because “Old Democrat” sounded like taxes, and “New” sounded like “investing in people’s feelings.”

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CyberSteve03/28/2011 07:17Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Zoolander_Blue09/15/1999 22:57Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Firewire_Fan05/18/2013 08:24Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Rugrats_Tommy07/12/2003 14:37A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Digimon_Tamer06/18/2009 02:41My joke just digivolved into a better one!