2015 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Material”? Because Google’s design language won the war, and now everything is a flat, colorful shadow. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
2015 Classic: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the first prequel. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The George Ezra “Wanted on Voyage”
Why the deep voice? For the 21-year-old who sounded like a 50-year-old bluesman singing about Budapest. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The George Ezra “Wanted on Voyage”
2014 Vintage: The Brazil “Neymar” Mask
Why were the fans wearing his face? Because their star was out with a broken back, and the fans thought 200,000 masks would scare the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Brazil “Neymar” Mask
2014 Classic: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to a better data plan. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Google Search Answer Trap
2013 Classic: The PlayStation 4 vs. Xbox One
Why was the basement divided? Because the “Next Gen” consoles arrived, and you had to choose a side in the great war of 2013—and “I… Read More »2013 Classic: The PlayStation 4 vs. Xbox One
2012 Legacy: The Maya Prophecy
I told my wife the world is ending on December 21st, so I’m not cleaning the gutters. She said, “The world might end, but if… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Maya Prophecy
2012 Vintage: The Les Misérables
A guy starts singing about his problems in a dramatic falsetto. The bartender says, “One day more… of this and I’m quitting.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Les Misérables
2012 Legacy: The Year 2012
Why did it end? Because we realized the Mayans weren’t wrong, we were just entering a new era where we’d spend the rest of our… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Year 2012