2018 Vintage: The Earth
I’m “grounded.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Alexa
A guy shouts, “Alexa, order me a beer!” The bartender says, “My name is Mike, I’m a human being, and you still have to pay… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Alexa
2018 Vintage: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire during lunch break, screaming because their mobile strategy base got raided while they were… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Clashing Clan Warfare
2017 Vintage: The Launch of the SpaceX Falcon 9 (Record Year)
Why were the rockets landing themselves? Because 2017 was the year SpaceX made vertical landings look like a routine Tuesday, making old-school “disposable” rockets look… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Launch of the SpaceX Falcon 9 (Record Year)
2017 Classic: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The “7 Years” Lukas Graham
He’s eleven, then he’s twenty, then he’s sixty. 2016 is a very sentimental year for age-based storytelling. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “7 Years” Lukas Graham
2015 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2015 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello… Read More »2015 Classic: The Hatch
2014 Classic: The Tinder “Super Like”
Why did the divorce lawyer love the “Super Like” feature? Because it was the fastest way to prove “premeditated infidelity” in digital 1080p. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Tinder “Super Like”
2014 Classic: The Interstellar Meeting
Why did the manager bring a spinning top to the boardroom? He watched Interstellar and wanted to explain that due to “managerial relativity,” his five-minute update actually… Read More »2014 Classic: The Interstellar Meeting