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2017 Vintage: The Launch of the SpaceX Falcon 9 (Record Year)

 Why were the rockets landing themselves? Because 2017 was the year SpaceX made vertical landings look like a routine Tuesday, making old-school “disposable” rockets look like garbage.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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