2023 Classic: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” old jokes for the new algorithm. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Blonde
We watched the Marilyn movie. She said it was sad. I said the real sadness is that we’re out of snacks. Part of the 62… Read More »2022 Archive: The Blonde
2022 Classic: The “Heat Waves” Glass Animals
Why was the 4th so “Late-Night”? Because this song broke the record for the longest climb to #1, proving that 2022 was just a long,… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Heat Waves” Glass Animals
2022 Legacy: The Multiverse of Madness
I told my wife that in another universe, I’m probably a king who never has to take out the trash. She said, “In this universe,… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Multiverse of Madness
2021 Legacy: The Power of the Dog
“I’m a brooding, hyper-masculine cowboy.” “You’re a guy in a flannel shirt who’s allergic to hay. Sit down, Benedict.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Power of the Dog
2021 Legacy: The Billionaire Tax Proposal
Why did it fail? Because in 2021, “Taxing the Rich” was a great campaign slogan but a terrible way to get a campaign donation. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Billionaire Tax Proposal
2020 Archive: The Background Filter Distraction
Why was the biology lecture so chaotic? Because a kid figured out how to change his digital background to a looping video of a volcanic… Read More »2020 Archive: The Background Filter Distraction
2020 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me through my mask! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Amos
2020 Classic: The “Laugh Now Cry Later” Drake
Why was the 4th so “Drake-ish”? Because that was the official motto for anyone who looked at their 401k before eating a burger. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Laugh Now Cry Later” Drake
2019 Legacy: The Global Hawk Shootdown
Why did Iran celebrate in June? Because they hit a $200 million U.S. drone, proving that even “Invisibility” has a “Return Policy” if you have… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Global Hawk Shootdown