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2020 Classic: The “Laugh Now Cry Later” Drake

Why was the 4th so “Drake-ish”? Because that was the official motto for anyone who looked at their 401k before eating a burger.

Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Archive: The "Flowers" Miley Cyrus
Why were the moms so independent? Because Miley told them they co...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora) Fear
Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mission
Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The "AI-Lawn" Maintenance
Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Spider-Man
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2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer01/18/2012 14:22You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Forrest_Gump_Running01/16/2008 21:59Laughing is as laughing does.
@Gladiator_Proximo07/17/2003 03:11Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan12/03/1998 12:37Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@YouTube_Beta_User07/12/2011 00:48I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Social_Media_G01/02/2010 18:50I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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