Why did Iran celebrate in June? Because they hit a $200 million U.S. drone, proving that even “Invisibility” has a “Return Policy” if you have enough 1980s missile technology.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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