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2019 Legacy: The Global Hawk Shootdown

Why did Iran celebrate in June? Because they hit a $200 million U.S. drone, proving that even “Invisibility” has a “Return Policy” if you have enough 1980s missile technology.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/08/2010 16:15Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/21/2008 11:11You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Yugioh_Duelist08/02/2004 08:16You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Weird_Science_G09/06/2002 18:46We created a monster... of a joke!
@Heathers_Winona08/08/2008 11:10Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@StrongBad_Mail09/05/2001 07:59I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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