2008 Classic: The “Saw V” Mention
Why? For proving that by the fifth installment, the only person being tortured is the audience. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Saw V” Mention
2007 Classic: Leona Lewis (Bleeding Love)
Why was she bleeding? Because in 2007, her voice was so powerful it literally shattered every window in the British music industry. Part of the… Read More »2007 Classic: Leona Lewis (Bleeding Love)
2006 Classic: The Launch of Intel Macs
Why was the “Bong” still there? Because Apple switched to Intel processors, making it possible to run Windows on a Mac—a sign of the apocalypse… Read More »2006 Classic: The Launch of Intel Macs
2004 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Gladys
2004 Vintage: The “Jersey Girl” Snub
Why Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez again? Because the Razzies were almost tired of picking on them—almost. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Jersey Girl” Snub
2003 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, do 20 box jumps!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
2003 Archive: The Mars Rovers (Launch)
Why were the rolls so dry? Because Dad said they were “Spirit and Opportunity” and were meant to survive the harsh atmosphere of the dining… Read More »2003 Archive: The Mars Rovers (Launch)
2002 Archive: The Bourne Identity
A guy walks into a bar and says, “I don’t know who I am!” The bartender says, “You’re the guy who hasn’t paid his tab… Read More »2002 Archive: The Bourne Identity
2002 Classic: Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire)
Why did Tobey Maguire spend all of 2002 upside down? Because he realized that kissing Kirsten Dunst in the rain was the only way to… Read More »2002 Classic: Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire)
2000 Archive: The Michael Schumacher Ferrari Title
Why was Italy finally happy? Because after 21 years of waiting, Schumacher brought the F1 driver’s title back to Maranello, beginning an era of red… Read More »2000 Archive: The Michael Schumacher Ferrari Title