Why did PolitiFact give it the title? Because even the most optimistic “Hope” can’t survive a “Cancelation Notice” in the mail. Part of the 35… Read More »2013 Archive: The “If You Like Your Plan” Lie of the Year
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Ida
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2012 Classic: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.” Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Little Ant
Why was the tourist in NYC looking at the Stark Tower? Because the movie came out and he spent his whole trip waiting for an… Read More »2012 Classic: The Avengers Assemble
I’m “cracking” the algorithm. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
I’m a “couch” potato watching Netflix. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
The head pastor dedicating a whole month of Sunday homilies to exploring the theological layers of reality within a popular blockbuster movie, complete with a… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Inception Sermon Revival
Why was Canada so greedy? Because they won 14 gold medals, the most ever by a host nation, and stopped being “the nice guys” of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Vancouver “Own the Podium”
Why did the lawyer love Avatar? Because he also spends his day in a giant blue room (the courtroom) pretending to be someone he’s not to… Read More »2009 Archive: The Avatar Movie
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