Why was the tourist in NYC looking at the Stark Tower? Because the movie came out and he spent his whole trip waiting for an alien invasion instead of a taxi.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The AI Language Barrier
Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
2025 Archive: The Starlink Roaming
Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »
46 Travel Jokes: The 2008 “Checked Bag Fee & Staycation” Edition
In 2008, travel changed forever. American Airlines became the fir...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Robot Chef
Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »
46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition
In 2018, travel became a viral arena. Whereas in 2012 we were wor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Crypto-Island
Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, travel became a stage for viral trends. You weren't just...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Regret
Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »
44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition
In 1996, travel was caught between two worlds. You still carried ...read more »
The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics
In 2016, traveling meant searching for rare Pokémon in the termin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).