2019 Vintage: The 2019
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2019. / 2019 who? / 2,019 knocks and I’m finally entering the new decade! Part of the 53 Classic… Read More »2019 Vintage: The 2019
2019 Legacy: The John Wick 3 Pencils
Why was everyone afraid of the stationery? Because Keanu Reeves proved that “Independence” means nobody touches his dog. Part of the 38 Fourth of July… Read More »2019 Legacy: The John Wick 3 Pencils
2019 Vintage: The Laptop “MacBook Pro 16-inch”
Why did the boss upgrade? Because he needed a bigger screen to see the “Big Data” he still doesn’t understand. Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Laptop “MacBook Pro 16-inch”
2019 Legacy: Cats (The Movie)
Why did the trailer haunt our dreams? Because in 2019, “Digital Fur Technology” became the two most terrifying words in the English language. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: Cats (The Movie)
2018 Archive: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hard Drive
2016 Vintage: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
The math teacher catching five students instantly because their fingers were rapidly swiping up, down, left, and right on their touchscreens to combine numbered tiles.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
2016 Vintage: Kendrick’s Chain Gang
Why was his performance so intense? Because Kendrick Lamar walked out in chains to prove that rap isn’t just music—it’s a 5-alarm fire that the… Read More »2016 Vintage: Kendrick’s Chain Gang
2016 Classic: The Death of Harambe
Why did a gorilla in a Cincinnati zoo become a political figure? Because 2016 was so weird that people actually tried to write in “Harambe”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Death of Harambe
2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Removal
Why was the dad so sad when the bird game was deleted? Because it was the only thing “flying” in his house besides the dust.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Removal
2014 Archive: The MH17 Shootdown
Why did 2014 change the way we look at BUK missiles? Because it proved that giving high-tech anti-aircraft systems to “Rebels” is like giving a… Read More »2014 Archive: The MH17 Shootdown