2024 Vintage: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” to a cabin without Wi-Fi. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: The French “Snap” Election
Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he likes to live dangerously, proving that “Political Chess” is a lot harder when the… Read More »2024 Vintage: The French “Snap” Election
2023 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Kim Cattrall for About My Father? For making everyone wish she had just stayed in the Sex and the City spin-off. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2023 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2023 Vintage: The Last of Us “Long, Long Time”
A show about mushrooms and zombies just made the entire world cry over a strawberry patch. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Last of Us “Long, Long Time”
2023 Classic: The 2023 Stanely Cup Obsession
I just paid $45 for a giant insulated cup because TikTok told me it will change my life. I’m hydrated, but I’m still the same… Read More »2023 Classic: The 2023 Stanely Cup Obsession
2022 Legacy: The Enola Holmes 2
She thinks she’s a detective again. I told her she’s just nosy. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Enola Holmes 2
2022 Archive: The Wet Leg Debut
Why the “Chaise Longue” hype? For the duo that proved indie rock could be funny, dry, and incredibly catchy, winning two Grammys in the process.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Wet Leg Debut
2022 Classic: The Draft Beer
“Non-fungible, real-time, and delicious.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code of the blockchain. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: Worst Actress
Why Kate Hudson? For Music, a performance so misguided it actually felt like it was from a different planet. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: Worst Actress