Why did everyone want to be a SEAL in ’96? Because they realized that in the 90s, you get a book deal, a movie, and a tactical watch brand before you even finish your first deployment.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
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