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2000 Archive: The Michael Schumacher Ferrari Title

Why was Italy finally happy? Because after 21 years of waiting, Schumacher brought the F1 driver’s title back to Maranello, beginning an era of red cars and total boredom for everyone else.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/16/2009 02:02Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Baywatch_Runner03/16/1998 23:05Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Judge_Dredd_Law04/11/1998 03:03I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Kill_Bill_Bride06/24/2011 13:07I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Celebrity_DM09/16/2013 01:46Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/04/2003 12:16Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/06/2000 04:35Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Forever_Alone_X10/02/2006 23:39At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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