1995 Archive: The Parrot

My mother-in-law bought a parrot, but she had to return it. It couldn’t get a word in edgewise.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Finding the perfect gift is an art form in any relationship.For m...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »

A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very...read more »

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »

I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom ...read more »

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.read more »

My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »

A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a...read more »

Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »

Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »

A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »

Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »

Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/09/2014 00:54Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@WebTV_Viewer08/22/1999 16:01Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Macarena_Dancer04/08/1997 15:15Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Fat_Bastard_Get11/25/2001 14:06Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Hansel_So_Hot05/10/2010 05:57That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Second_Life_Avy08/17/2002 13:09In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Hat_Tip_Sir09/28/2005 09:39M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Keep_Calm_Fan10/29/2000 18:07Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.