2017 Archive: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the leaderboard (for five seconds). Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Archive: The Cherry
2017 Legacy: The Get Out Movie
Why did the guest leave the B&B after 5 minutes? Because the host started stirring a teacup with a silver spoon and he wasn’t taking… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Get Out Movie
2017 Classic: The 30-Second Rule
Why did Colbert ignore it? Because when you’re singing with dancing Handmaids, time is an abstract concept. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The 30-Second Rule
2016 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Marriage
A guy is wandering through a cemetery at 2 AM. His wife calls: “Where are you?!” He whispers, “I’m about to catch a Dragonite!” She says,… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Marriage
2016 Classic: The Election Night
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink that matches the current political climate. The bartender hands him a glass of straight… Read More »2016 Classic: The Election Night
2016 Legacy: Suicide Squad
Why was the Joker barely in it? Because in 2016, Jared Leto sent everyone weird gifts just to find out that most of his scenes… Read More »2016 Legacy: Suicide Squad
2016 Legacy: The Hacksaw Ridge Pacifism
Why Andrew Garfield? For a war movie where the main character refuses to carry a gun, making everyone else in the movie look like they… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hacksaw Ridge Pacifism
2016 Classic: The Bottle Flip
I finally landed a water bottle flip on its base. It was a “fluid” motion, but my coworkers think I’ve “flipped” my lid. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Bottle Flip
2015 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force &… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Robin
2015 Archive: The 1-cent Amazon Prime Day
Why were there so many weird items in the house? Because the first Prime Day happened, and Dad bought 400 rolls of tape and a… Read More »2015 Archive: The 1-cent Amazon Prime Day