2015 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force &… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Robin
2015 Legacy: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Jurassic World is about to start! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Lettuce
2014 Archive: Worst Screenplay
Why Saving Christmas? For a script that was essentially a series of complaints turned into a feature film. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: Worst Screenplay
2014 Classic: The Final 2014 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Selfie-aware”? Because we survived the ice, the U2 album, and the internet-breaking photos. We were ready for the next level. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Final 2014 Vibe
2014 Archive: The Fargo vs. True Detective War
Why did Fargo win Best Miniseries? Because Billy Bob Thornton and Martin Freeman showed that frozen Minnesota is just as dangerous as swampy Louisiana. Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The Fargo vs. True Detective War
2012 Legacy: The “What Makes You Beautiful” One Direction
Why was the 2012 party so “Boy Band”? Because 1D arrived to tell every girl at the BBQ that her “shyness” was actually a superpower.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “What Makes You Beautiful” One Direction
2012 Archive: Lionel Messi’s 91 Goals
Why did the statisticians from 1972 have to burn their ledgers? Because Messi scored 91 goals in a single calendar year, breaking Gerd Müller’s record… Read More »2012 Archive: Lionel Messi’s 91 Goals
2010 Vintage: The Instagram Surgeon
My plastic surgeon asked me to hold a sign with my username before the operation. He said, “The surgery is free if we get 1,000… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Instagram Surgeon
2010 Archive: The B-52
“Light it up like a MacBook screen.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Blake Griffin “Actual” Rookie Year
Why was he jumping over cars? Because he finally got healthy and started dunking on everyone like they were made of air. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Blake Griffin “Actual” Rookie Year