2004 Archive: The Motorola Razr
A guy flips his phone open with a dramatic snap to order a beer. The bartender says, “Is that a phone or are you trying… Read More »2004 Archive: The Motorola Razr
2004 Legacy: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the garage? She was waiting for “electronic mail” delivery. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Email
2004 Vintage: The Drea de Matteo Heartbreak
Why did she win? For the most dramatic walk into a forest in the history of television. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Drea de Matteo Heartbreak
2004 Legacy: The Van Helsing Hats
Why was the 4th so gothic? Because Hugh Jackman convinced us that hunting vampires required a very large hat and a crossbow that never ran… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Van Helsing Hats
2004 Archive: The Arcade Fire “Funeral”
Why the snow? For the indie-rock masterpiece that proved Canadians were the only ones who knew how to make grief sound like a triumphant parade.… Read More »2004 Archive: The Arcade Fire “Funeral”
2004 Archive: Best Rap Album
Why OutKast? Because Speakerboxxx/The Love Below was like a 2-for-1 deal at a grocery store, and the Grammys love a bargain. Part of the 40… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Rap Album
2003 Vintage: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by 2003. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Ronaldinho Free Kick
Why was David Seaman looking at the sky? Because Ronaldinho hit a 40-yard lob that went over the goalkeeper’s head and into the net, along… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Ronaldinho Free Kick
2001 Vintage: The Wedding Video
She’s started selling tickets to our wedding video, but only to people who want to see her “looking brave in the face of tragedy.” Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Wedding Video
2001 Legacy: The Folder
I’m a detective. I’m just “closing” the case. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified