2022 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long that the ‘Social Distancing’ stickers on the floor have been replaced by ‘Please Stand Closer’ signs. Part of the 57… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
2022 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the “Smart Road”? He claimed the asphalt was “prejudiced against his tires.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
2022 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The bulb is out. Just like the global supply of common sense.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Pessimist
2022 Archive: The LIV Golf Civil War
Why was the PGA Tour so angry? Because a group of golfers took the “Saudi Bag” and moved to a league with no cuts, short… Read More »2022 Archive: The LIV Golf Civil War
2021 Legacy: The “American Siege” Burn
Why Bruce Willis? For appearing in a movie for about 10 minutes and still being the main person on the poster. Part of the 38… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “American Siege” Burn
2020 Archive: The Normal People Snub
Why no win for Paul Mescal? Because the Academy decided his silver chain was already popular enough on Instagram. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards… Read More »2020 Archive: The Normal People Snub
2020 Vintage: The Space Force
Why did the traveler want to go to the moon? Because Steve Carell made it look like a hilarious way to escape the planet. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Space Force
2020 Classic: The Exercise
“I walked 5 miles today!” “Outside?” “No, just circles around my kitchen island.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Classic: The Exercise
2018 Classic: The Royal Wedding
A guy walks in wearing a ginger wig and a military uniform. The bartender asks, “Prince Harry?” The guy says, “No, I just wanted to… Read More »2018 Classic: The Royal Wedding
2018 Legacy: The New Year’s 2019 Resolution
“My resolution is to stop flossing… unless it’s for my actual teeth.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition… Read More »2018 Legacy: The New Year’s 2019 Resolution