I finally landed a water bottle flip on its base. It was a “fluid” motion, but my coworkers think I’ve “flipped” my lid.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I am crying... with laughter!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Very nice! Great success!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
A wild laugh appeared!