2020 Vintage: The Among Us Paranoia
Why was the neighbor acting “Sus”? Because the game made us think that anyone—even the person bringing the napkins—could be an impostor. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Among Us Paranoia
2020 Archive: The 2020 Flight Simulator
I spent two hours flying over my own house just to see if my car was parked in the driveway. Part of the 82 Observational… Read More »2020 Archive: The 2020 Flight Simulator
2019 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, it’s because you haven’t ‘manifested’ enough height!” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Gym Teacher
2019 Legacy: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Quibi Law” in 2019? “A person who had a very short-lived career.” Part of the 48… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Graduation
2018 Archive: The Strava Leak
Why did the Pentagon ban fitness trackers in 2018? Because the “Heat Maps” showed exactly where Special Ops guys were jogging in the middle of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Strava Leak
2018 Vintage: The “High Hopes” Panic! At The Disco
Why was the 4th so “Ambitious”? Because Brendon Urie told us to have high hopes, even if our “Grand Finale” was just three fountains and… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “High Hopes” Panic! At The Disco
2018 Legacy: The Grinch Remake
I told her my heart is two sizes too small. She said, “Your brain is three sizes too small if you think you’re getting a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Grinch Remake
2018 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Vintage: The RAM
2017 Legacy: The “Dilly Dilly” Commercial
Why was everyone shouting at the king? Because the “Bud Light” knight made “Dilly Dilly!” the most inescapable catchphrase of the fall. Part of the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Dilly Dilly” Commercial
2017 Vintage: The Despacito Justin Bieber Remix
Why was the traveler saying “Burrito” instead of “Despacito”? Because even Bieber didn’t know the words and it was 2017’s favorite meme. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Despacito Justin Bieber Remix