“If you can’t reach the bulb, it’s because you haven’t ‘manifested’ enough height!”
Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Equality for all jokes!