2017 Legacy: The “Dilly Dilly” Commercial
Why was everyone shouting at the king? Because the “Bud Light” knight made “Dilly Dilly!” the most inescapable catchphrase of the fall. Part of the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Dilly Dilly” Commercial
2017 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Gladys
2016 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long the ‘Trending’ drug is already ‘Old News’. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2016 Archive: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m in a ‘Gym Battle’!” “Sit down before you faint.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Archive: The Heart
2016 Legacy: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the 10km shell. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some late-night hunting energy. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Skrillex and Diplo Present Jack Ü? Because the “wub-wub” evolved into “pop-pop.” Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To Pimp A Butterfly… Read More »2016 Classic: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2015 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant Retirement Poem
Why was “Dear Basketball” so emotional? Because the Mamba finally admitted that his body said “it’s time,” starting a farewell tour that made every away… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Kobe Bryant Retirement Poem
2015 Classic: The Rocket League Player
One, but they have to drive a car off a ramp and hit the bulb into the socket mid-air. Part of the 62 Light Bulb… Read More »2015 Classic: The Rocket League Player
2014 Legacy: The Rainbow Loom Monopoly
Why did the vice principal ban tiny colorful rubber bands? Because students had turned the back row into a manufacturing plant, weaving complex bracelets during… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Rainbow Loom Monopoly