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1997 Legacy: The Dial-Up Veteran

 One, but you have to listen to the “screech-beeee-ooo” sound for a minute before it glows.

Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Backstreet_Fan11/12/1995 22:16I want it that way... the funny way!
@Keyboard_Warrior10/31/2002 17:00F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Kazaa_Leecher08/25/1995 21:02I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
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