2016 Classic: The Pager
My doctor’s phone buzzed. He said, “I have to go, there’s a Dragonite in the parking lot.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pager
2016 Classic: The “Russian” Zapad Preparations
Why the tension? Because in 2016, a “Military Exercise” in Russia looks a lot like a “Sneak Peek” of an invasion. Part of the 36… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Russian” Zapad Preparations
2015 Vintage: The Sangria
“Because one bottle of wine is never enough fruit.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Sangria
2015 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform’s Last Breath
Why was it still around? Because the Navy had 5 million extra sets and didn’t want to admit that “Ocean Camo” is just a very… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform’s Last Breath
2012 Classic: The Felix Baumgartner Jump
Why did sports move to the stratosphere? Because Felix jumped from the edge of space, broke the sound barrier, and proved that Red Bull gives… Read More »2012 Classic: The Felix Baumgartner Jump
2012 Vintage: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2011 Vintage: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
A girl starts hacking the bar’s POS system. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The The Muppets Comeback
Why was the 4th so nostalgic? Because Jason Segel brought Kermit and Piggy back, reminding us that “Life’s a Happy Song” when there’s a BBQ… Read More »2011 Classic: The The Muppets Comeback
2011 Archive: The Office 365 Start
Why did the boss like the name? He thought “365” meant we had to work every single day of the year. Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Archive: The Office 365 Start
2010 Vintage: The Gabourey Sidibe Nomination
Why was the Precious star the heart of the night? To show that a “Newcomer” can have more presence than a veteran with ten nominations.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Gabourey Sidibe Nomination