Why was it still around? Because the Navy had 5 million extra sets and didn’t want to admit that “Ocean Camo” is just a very blue mistake.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
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Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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