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My doctor’s phone buzzed. He said, “I have to go, there’s a Dragonite in the parking lot.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

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He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

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The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

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"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@Mean_Girls_Regina06/25/1995 15:13Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Motherboard_Max04/07/2008 15:29This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Walter_Sobchak12/15/2008 07:43Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Step_Brothers_B02/24/2005 20:13Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@YouTube_Beta_User03/09/2015 02:26I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Happy_Tree_Fans03/01/2013 09:40So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/21/2013 05:56Laughing at the security of my own ribs!