2023 Legacy: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my reality with Vision Pro. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Hatch
2022 Vintage: The “Corn Kid” Inspiration
Why was the corn on the cob the star of the BBQ? Because “it’s corn! A big lump with knobs, it has the juice!” and… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Corn Kid” Inspiration
2022 Legacy: The Better Call Saul Snub (Again)
Why nothing? For the show that is legally obligated to be the best-reviewed series that never wins anything. Part of the 32 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Better Call Saul Snub (Again)
2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper hoarding
Why did the lawyer sue his neighbor? For “intentional interference with his right to a clean exit” (and a 24-pack of Quilted Northern). Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper hoarding
2020 Classic: The Launch of Quibi
Why did it die in six months? Because 2020 was the year we learned that no one wants “quick bites” of TV when they have… Read More »2020 Classic: The Launch of Quibi
2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit Suit
Why did the lawyer represent Beth Harmon? To sue the chessboard for “unauthorized mental occupation.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court… Read More »2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit Suit
2020 Classic: The Password
I’m “locking” my door so the kids don’t crash the call. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Password
2020 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Robert Downey Jr.? For Dolittle, a movie that cost $175 million to prove that animals are better off not talking. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2020 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
2020 Classic: The Billie Eilish “In Memoriam”
Why did she sing “Yesterday”? To make sure that everyone in the room felt exactly 100 years old while a 18-year-old sang to them. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Billie Eilish “In Memoriam”