Why was the corn on the cob the star of the BBQ? Because “it’s corn! A big lump with knobs, it has the juice!” and suddenly, 2022 made a 7-year-old the official ambassador of summer vegetables.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Virtual Ice" Crisis
Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Romance
Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters Reboot
Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Generated Toasts
Why was Grandpa's speech so eloquent? Because he used "Patriot-Bo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Neural-Playlist"
Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition
In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »
The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
May I suggest another joke, sir?
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
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