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2019 Archive: The India-Pakistan Standoff

Why was an Indian pilot’s tea so famous? To prove that “Tea Diplomacy” is still the best way to stop two nuclear powers from doing something they’ll both regret.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King06/04/1997 19:12I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@SpaceJam_Fan05/14/2014 22:22Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@MIRC_Operator11/17/1998 21:41/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Twister_Chaser11/30/2012 23:49A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@BBS_Sysop02/03/1996 10:42Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Malware_Hunter03/18/2001 20:15Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Cow_And_Chicken03/09/2000 23:32Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Better_Off_Dead09/28/2010 16:09I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Chocolate_Rain07/13/1998 18:42I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Safari_Surfer04/17/2014 09:14A wild laugh appeared!

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