2020 Classic: The Password

I’m “locking” my door so the kids don’t crash the call.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Dark_Knight_Joker12/07/1997 16:43Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Firewire_Fan03/29/2008 06:35Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Hellboy_Red05/08/2008 04:11I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Reservoir_Joe06/26/2005 10:57Professional humor for professional people.

@Uncle_Rico_9807/05/2000 10:51I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Get_Flash_Player07/03/2015 12:16Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!