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2016 Classic: The “Russian” Zapad Preparations

Why the tension? Because in 2016, a “Military Exercise” in Russia looks a lot like a “Sneak Peek” of an invasion.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/17/2007 08:54I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Ebay_Sniper12/12/1996 11:51Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Avatar_Na_vi06/20/2005 17:54I see you... laughing!
@Binary_Boy11/15/2006 14:2901001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Donnie_Darko_8809/04/1999 22:15Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Transformers_OP01/06/1996 11:28Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Loituma_Girl06/23/2000 02:34Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Evil_Kermit_M07/23/2009 18:18Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Toolbar_Hater05/21/2004 09:50My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Last_Commenter04/08/1995 02:31Saving the best laugh for last!

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