2004 Vintage: The Lost Fan
One, but the bulb keeps flickering the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Lost Fan
2003 Legacy: The Seabiscuit
I told her I’m a “long shot.” She said, “No, you’re just a horse’s—” I stopped her there. Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Seabiscuit
2003 Archive: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” downloading. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Enron Aftermath
Why were Senate hearings so popular? Because watching billionaires explain why they didn’t know they were stealing was the best reality TV of 2002. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Enron Aftermath
2002 Vintage: The Tiger Woods Double
Why was the Masters and US Open leaderboard so boring? Because Tiger won them both back-to-back, and the rest of the tour was starting to… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Tiger Woods Double
2002 Legacy: The “Smart Dust” Research
Why did the Pentagon want microscopic sensors? So they can know exactly how much sand is in a Private’s boots at any given time. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Smart Dust” Research
2001 Legacy: The Cargo Pants
Why did the dad wear cargo pants to the 2001 party? Because he needed enough pockets to carry all his “spare” jokes. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Cargo Pants
2000 Legacy: The Cargo Pants Peak
Why did the man have a limp? He had a Discman in one pocket, a Nokia in the second, and a “portable” DVD player strapped… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Cargo Pants Peak
1999 Vintage: The Bicycle
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on December 31st? It was two-tired from the whole year. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bicycle
1999 Legacy: The SEGA Dreamcast
Why was the IT room locked on 9/9/99? The techs were busy “stress-testing” the new 128-bit graphics performance. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The SEGA Dreamcast