2009 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Y2K_Ready05/24/2006 10:27If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Firewall_Wizard05/17/2015 04:23Letting this joke through the port.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/30/2001 09:06Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Distracted_Boy02/25/2005 02:10Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/18/2005 14:11All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Noob_Slayer_X09/19/1997 00:30Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.