1999 Archive: The Budweiser Frogs
A guy walks in and says, “Bud… Weis… Er.” The bartender says, “I’m not a frog, and that joke is three years old.” Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Budweiser Frogs
1999 Legacy: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana dance all night! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Ivana
1999 Vintage: The Bicycle
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on December 31st? It was two-tired from the whole year. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bicycle
1999 Legacy: The Deep Blue Sea Logic
LL Cool J is a chef fighting super-intelligent sharks. 1999 was a wild time for scriptwriters. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Deep Blue Sea Logic
1998 Vintage: Gerhard Schröder’s Victory
Why did Germany change leaders in ’98? Because after 16 years of Helmut Kohl, the voters decided they wanted a Chancellor who looked like he… Read More »1998 Vintage: Gerhard Schröder’s Victory
1998 Classic: Seinfeld Finale
Why was the jail cell so crowded? Because 76 million people watched the “Show About Nothing” end with the main characters behind bars, leaving us… Read More »1998 Classic: Seinfeld Finale
1997 Classic: The Buffy the Vampire Slayer
One, but she has to stake the burnt-out bulb first. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Titanic Notebook
Why did the English teacher ban folders with celebrity faces? Because every girl in class had Leonardo DiCaprio staring up from her desk, causing a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Titanic Notebook
1997 Classic: The Austin Powers Catchphrase
If I hear one more person say “Groovy, baby!” in a British accent, I’m moving to a deserted island. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Austin Powers Catchphrase
1997 Vintage: The Albian Civil War (Operation Silver Wake)
Why were the Marines in Albania? To prove that 1997 was the year of “Neat and Tidy” evacuations while the rest of the country was… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Albian Civil War (Operation Silver Wake)