2012 Vintage: The Hulk
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hulk. / Hulk who? / Hulk smash this door if you don’t open up! Part of the 51 Classic… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Hulk
2012 Legacy: The “Where Have You Been” Rihanna
Why was the 4th so “Electronic”? Because Rihanna’s beat was so heavy it actually made the coleslaw vibrate. Part of the 39 Fourth of July… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Where Have You Been” Rihanna
2011 Archive: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of hardcore mode. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2011 Legacy: The Harry Potter Grand Finale
Why was the 2011 BBQ so magical? Because the last movie was coming out in July, and everyone was treating their sparklers like the Elder… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Harry Potter Grand Finale
2010 Archive: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Cookies
2010 Archive: The 100-ml Liquid Rule
Why was the traveler still confused? Because it had been 4 years and he still tried to smuggle a 200-ml “Limited Edition” shampoo past the… Read More »2010 Archive: The 100-ml Liquid Rule
2010 Archive: The Kindle “E-Ink” Flash
Why did the boss blink? He thought the screen was “re-setting his brain” every time he turned a page. Part of the 83 Office Groaners:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Kindle “E-Ink” Flash
2009 Archive: The Peach
I’m “just” peachy. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff