2017 Archive: Lady Gaga’s Metal Era
Why was she performing with Metallica? Because Gaga decided that being a pop icon wasn’t enough; she needed to prove she could stage-dive and scream… Read More »2017 Archive: Lady Gaga’s Metal Era
2017 Vintage: The Pager
My doctor’s ‘Smart-Glasses’ flashed. He said, “I have to go, the algorithm just predicted a snack in the breakroom.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Pager
2017 Archive: The Voice-Activated Assistant Standoff
Loudly arguing with an Amazon Echo cylinder in the kitchen because the digital voice named Alexa keeps playing modern pop music instead of reading out… Read More »2017 Archive: The Voice-Activated Assistant Standoff
2015 Archive: The “Perfect” One Direction
They’re still perfect. They’re still in hotels. They’re still 2015. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Tequila
One shot to forget the Ice Bucket Challenge, two to join in. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Tequila
2013 Classic: The Pope Francis
A guy says, “We have a new Pope and he’s actually pretty cool!” The bartender says, “Does he drink craft beer? Because the last guy… Read More »2013 Classic: The Pope Francis
2013 Archive: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Digital Consultation Fee’?” “Because I had to look at a photo of your rash on a high-definition screen.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Bill
2012 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Girls is a show about people who are “confused.” I told her she’s a show about people who are “certain… and wrong.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Sitcom
2012 Legacy: The MySpace
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Legacy: The MySpace
2012 Vintage: The Hulk
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hulk. / Hulk who? / Hulk smash this door if you don’t open up! Part of the 51 Classic… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Hulk