2022 Vintage: The Elvis Pink Suit
Austin Butler still hasn’t lost the accent. 2022 is the year of “Thank you very much” and a lot of hip-shaking. Part of the 74… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Elvis Pink Suit
2021 Vintage: The Belfast
I told her I’m a boy from Ireland. She said, “You’re a man from New Jersey. Sit down.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Belfast
2021 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a disappointment. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition… Read More »2021 Classic: The Phone
2021 Legacy: The Godzilla vs. Kong
“Who won the fight?” “The streaming services, obviously. They got $15 from me so I could watch a giant lizard punch a monkey on my iPad.”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Godzilla vs. Kong
2021 Archive: The Instagram “Close Friends”
Why did the lawyer put the judge in his “Close Friends” list? For “enhanced ex-parte communication.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs… Read More »2021 Archive: The Instagram “Close Friends”
2021 Legacy: The 2021 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2021? Because when people start buying air (NFTs), they need lawyers to sell it to them. Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »2021 Legacy: The 2021 Verdict
2021 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jared Leto? For House of Gucci, a performance so “extra” it actually required its own area code. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
2021 Legacy: The Shang-Chi Fan
Ten. One for each ring, plus a dragon to help reach the ceiling. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Shang-Chi Fan
2021 Classic: The Mask Mandate
Why did the traveler feel naked? Because he forgot his mask in the Uber and felt like he was walking into the airport in his… Read More »2021 Classic: The Mask Mandate
2021 Legacy: The Link
I’m “sharing” my referral code. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified