2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking “What a wonderful day!”? Because Noa was busy realizing that humans used to rule the world, but now they just… Read More »2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so “feudal”? Because the show made us all want to be Samurais, and Dad started calling the dining room the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
2024 Vintage: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road. Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit”… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Scared Road
2023 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Prompt Engineer!” “Great, tell this guy he’s healthy in a way he’ll believe!” Part of the 61 Doctor… Read More »2023 Classic: The Emergency
2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Power User
“Hey, can you write a 500-word instruction manual on how to screw in a bulb, but make it sound like a grumpy 1940s detective?” Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Power User
2023 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Doris
2023 Classic: Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every push notification. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Negroni Sbagliato
A girl walks in and orders a “Negroni Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it.” The bartender says, “I know, I’ve seen the TikTok. You and every… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Negroni Sbagliato
2022 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2022 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2022 Classic: The Fitbit Sense 2
Why was the watch so calm? Because it told the boss he was stressed, and the boss responded by throwing the watch at the printer.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Fitbit Sense 2