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2013 Archive: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Digital Consultation Fee’?” “Because I had to look at a photo of your rash on a high-definition screen.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Fever Logic
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"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
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58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
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The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/18/2005 18:34This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Ebay_Sniper08/29/2015 00:03Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Requiem_Dreamer09/17/2013 18:52That was intense... and funny!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/12/2006 18:49I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Philosoraptor_X07/03/2008 23:12If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Blogger_Default10/03/2001 12:38Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Me_Gusta_Face05/14/2001 14:09Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Shut_Up_Money10/31/2001 05:55Shut up and take my laughter!

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