Why was the 2011 BBQ so magical? Because the last movie was coming out in July, and everyone was treating their sparklers like the Elder Wand, shouting “Expelliarmus!” at the mosquitoes.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Letting this joke through the port.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!