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2005 Archive: The Million Puppet March

Why was the 2005 protest culture so weird? Because after four years of war, people realized that a giant papier-mâché head says more than a thousand words.

Part of the 32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DotCom_Survivor02/11/2012 18:21I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Mainframe_Manny11/10/2011 20:55Old school processing, new school laughs.
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@Starcraft_Zerg09/03/2001 22:56Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Anonymous_User09/29/2005 11:18We are many. We are laughing.

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